Jimbo’s Birthday Wishes (07/22/26)

Madison Pettis is 28. You knew her as the little girl from Disney Channel’s “Cory in the House” who played The Rock’s adorable daughter in “The Game Plan”.  More recently she had a big role in “He’s All That”.

Jaz Sinclair is 32. Marie on “The Boys” spin-off “Gen V”.  She was also Sabrina’s best friend Roz on “The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina”.

Selena Gomez is 34.

Keegan Allen is 37. Toby on “Pretty Little Liars” . . . the guy who was forced to have sex with his stepsister Jenna.

Clive Standen is 45.  Ragnar’s brother Rollo on “Vikings”.

A.J. Cook is 48.  JJ on “Criminal Minds”.

Franka Potente is 52.  The German woman who falls in love with Matt Damon in “The Bourne Identity” and “The Bourne Supremacy”.

Jaime Camil is 53.  Jane’s dad Rogelio on “Jane the Virgin”. Now he’s on the musical comedy “Schmigadoon!“

Colin Ferguson is 54.  Sheriff Jack Carter on Syfy’s “Eureka”.

Rhys Ifans is 59.  The Lizard in “The Amazing Spider-Man”, Mycroft Holmes on “Elementary”, and Luna Lovegood’s father in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”.

Tim Brown is 60.  Retired Oakland Raiders wide receiver.

Shawn Michaels is 61.  The Heartbreak Kid.  Former WWF (slash) WWE superstar.  He helped screw Bret Hart.  But HIS “heart” now belongs to Jesus.

David Spade is 62.  Rumor has it, God gifted him with special genitals.

Emily Saliers is 63.  Indigo Girls.  “Closer to Fine“ and “Hammer and a Nail“.

Keith Sweat is 65.  R&B singer.  “Nobody“ and “Twisted“.

John Leguizamo is 66.  Half-Puerto Rican funnyman who plays Odysseus’ (blind) faithful servant in “The Odyssey”.  He also runs the chop shop in the “John Wick” movies, and plays Sid the Sloth in the “Ice Age” movies.

Willem Dafoe is 71.  The Green Goblin in “Spider-Man” and dope-smoking Sergeant Elias in “Platoon”.

Don Henley is 79.  The Eagles.  His solo hits include “The Boys of Summer“ and “All She Wants to Do Is Dance“.

Albert Brooks is 79.  Comedic Genius.

Danny Glover is 80. And he thought he was too old for this [s***] before.

George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic is 85.  “Flash Light“, “Atomic Dog“, “Give Up the Funk (Tear the Roof Off This Sucker)“.

Terence Stamp would have been 88.  (1938 – 2025)  General Zod in “Superman 2”, Jor-El on “Smallville”, and Siegfried in the “Get Smart” movie.  (Thanks to “Superman 2”, he has the all-time greatest pickup line:  KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!  I try to use it myself, but it doesn’t carry the same weight.)

Bob Dole  (1923 – 2021)  World War 2 Hero and Retired U.S. Senator (and Congressman) from Kansas.

Alex Trebek  (1940 – 2020)  Who is the host of “Jeopardy”?

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