A Man Broke Into a Walmart, and Was Found Naked on a Pallet of Dog Food

A Man Broke Into a Walmart, and Was Found Naked on a Pallet of Dog Food
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Apparently, the people who break into Walmarts are “dressed” just as haphazardly as the shoppers who show up when they’re open.

 

A 26-year-old man in Tennessee was arrested after he allegedly broke into a Walmart last Thursday night.

 

A few employees were still there, and they heard the guy smash his way in . . . and go on a rampage, damaging merchandise.  They called the police.

 

The cops found the man NAKED and laying on a pallet of dog food.  When the man saw them, he bolted for the clothing section.  (Maybe to find something to look more presentable for his mugshot?)

 

The guy was cuffed and charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, vandalism, and aggravated criminal trespass, among other things.

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