A Woman Named Booze Assaulted a Clerk Because the Line Was Taking Too Long

A Woman Named Booze Assaulted a Clerk Because the Line Was Taking Too Long
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A 38-year-old woman in Maryland named Tiffany Booze flipped out on a store clerk earlier this month, because the checkout line was taking way too long.  (It’s unclear what she was buying.  If MS. BOOZE was buying BOOZE . . . the police didn’t delight us with that detail.)

 

 

Another employee opened up an additional register to help her, but on her way out, she PUNCHED the clerk of the original line in the face.

 

 

She left, but then came back in . . . flashing a GUN.  The employees called the cops, but Tiffany ran off, and thankfully didn’t fire any shots.

 

 

When the cops showed up, employees handed them Ms. Booze’s wallet and cell phone, which she had left at the counter.  She must have realized that she forgot them . . . because she came back . . . again.

 

 

She showed up, and was immediately taken into custody.  She was charged with five counts of weapons violations, first-degree assault, and other charges.

 

 

(WUSA 9)

 

 

(Here’s Ms. Booze’s mugshot.)