Jimbo’s Birthday Wishes (05/13/26)

Jimbo's Birthday Wishes (05/13/26)
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Morgan Wallen is 33.  Country singer who sometimes likes to throw chairs off of rooftops.

 

Debby Ryan is 33.  The star of Disney Channel’s “Jessie” and the Netflix series “Insatiable”.

 

Candice Accola is 39.  Blonde vampire Caroline on “The Vampire Diaries”.

 

Robert Pattinson is 40.  “The Batman” and glittering “Twilight” vampire Edward Cullen.  He’ll play the bad guy in two major movies coming out this year.  He’s Antinous in “The Odyssey” and Scytale the shapeshifter in “Dune: Part Three”.

 

Lena Dunham is 40.  Frequently naked creator and star of “Girls”.

 

Iwan Rheon is 41.  Ramsay Snow on “Game of Thrones”.  He’s the psychopath who removed Theon Greyjoy’s mansword, betrayed Robb Stark and orchestrated the Red Wedding ambush.  Then Sansa fed him to his own dogs.

 

Samantha Morton is 49.  Alpha on “The Walking Dead”.  She’s also brothel madam Margaret Wells on Hulu’s “Harlots”.

 

Buckethead is 57.  Guitar player who is known for, well, wearing a KFC bucket on his head. And you’ve pretty much only heard of him because he was in Guns N’ Roses from 2000 to 2004.  His real given name is the much, much less memorable Brian Patrick Carroll.

 

Darius Rucker is 60.  No matter how many country hits he records . . . he IS Hootie of Hootie & The Blowfish.

 

Stephen Colbert is 62.  Genius from “The Late Show” who got his start on “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report”.  His final episode of “The Late Show” is next week, on Thursday, May 21st.

 

Dennis Rodman is 65. Our sometimes ambassador to North Korea.

 

Alan Ball is 69.  “Six Feet Under” and “True Blood” creator.  He also won the Best Original Screenplay Oscar for “American Beauty”.

 

Stevie Wonder is 76.  He’s won 25 Grammys, the most ever by a male solo artist.  And he did it without being able to see.  Makes you kinda feel useless, huh?

 

Magic Dick is 81.  The J. Geils Band’s superstar harmonica player.  Infinitely less cool real name:  Richard Salwitz.

 

Harvey Keitel is 87.  He plays a tough guy in almost every movie he’s in, from “Pulp Fiction” to “Taxi Driver” to “Reservoir Dogs”.  He even played the role of SATAN in Adam Sandler’s bomb “Little Nicky”.

 

Ritchie Valens  (1941 – 1959)  Chicano Hall of Famer who gave us La Bamba.  He died at age 17, in a plane crash with Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper.

 

Boxing legend Joe Louis  (1914 – 1981)

 

Bea Arthur  (1922 – 2009)  Golden Goddess.  So sexy a NUDE painting she didn’t even pose for sold for $1.9 MILLION.

 

Jim Jones  (1931 – 1978)  Cult leader.  He had his followers murder U.S. Congressman Leo Ryan . . . who was investigating the cult . . . then, later that day, he and 909 of his followers committed mass suicide.

 

• Today is National Receptionists Day

• It’s also National Frog Jumping Day

• 9 days until Memorial Day Weekend

• 39 days until Father’s Day