Two Men Were Arrested After “Joking” That They Had Weapons at the Airport

Two Men Were Arrested After "Joking" That They Had Weapons at the Airport
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It’s hard to believe that ANYONE would think they’d be able to joke about having a weapon at the airport . . . and the workers would just “LOL.”

 

 

A 52-year-old man named Osniel Blanco-Lopez was arrested Sunday after making a “joke” to an American Airlines employee at Miami International Airport.

 

 

The ticket agent asked, “Do you have any dangerous goods?”  And he said, “No,” but then said, “I have a grenade,” and started laughing.

 

 

An airport bomb detection K-9 responded to check on his luggage and no explosives were found.  He told police that he was “just joking around.”

 

 

But that wasn’t a good enough excuse.  He was charged with making a false report about placing a bomb.  (Local 10)  (Here’s his mugshot.)

 

 

And ONE DAY LATER at the same airport, a 33-year-old man named Yoel Guevara-Crespo was arrested for basically the same “joke.”  The agent asked, “Do you have any lithium batteries or incendiary devices in the bag?”  And he said, “No, but I have a bomb.”  (???)  (Local 10)  (Here’s his mugshot.)