Top Things Nobody Reads the Instructional Manuals For

14% of people say they read the entire instruction manual when they get a new product.  But even these do-gooders admit they skip that step after they buy anything from today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things Nobody Reads the Instructional Manuals For.

Hair dryers.  If you need a manual to tell you not to use it in the bathtub, the world is better off with you dead.

A Tesla.  It’s simple to drive, people.  Step one: Open the door.  Step two:  Get inside. Step three:  Drive it until it explodes.

Office chairs.  The fun of owning one is spending five hours fumbling with all those levers under your butt until you reach eye level with your computer.

Big Mouth Billy Bass:  The less time you spend reading an instruction manual, the more time you spend enjoying PURE HILARITY!

Coffee machines.  As long as you know where to put all those K-cups you stole from work, you’re gold.

A swing set.  Who cares if it collapses while your kid’s playing on it?  It will give this generation a much-needed toughening up!

An electric toothbrush.  You figure this one out!