That’s All, Folks… for This Loony Toon

That's All, Folks... for This Loony Toon
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Emergency Lights Flashing On Police Cars At Night
Emergency lights flashing on police cars at night

A man whose name sounds straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon is now headed to prison for a very real crime.

43-year-old Loony Toon, whose full name is Loony John Franklin Kolb Toon, has been sentenced to 20 years in prison after opening fire on police during a traffic stop in suburban Portland. Authorities say Toon shot at officers while trying to flee in June 2025, then abandoned his vehicle and a passenger before running off across a golf course. He was captured three days later.

Already on probation at the time, Toon pleaded guilty to multiple charges, including attempted assault with a firearm. In addition to his prison sentence, he’s been ordered to pay restitution for damage caused during the incident. That’s all, folks! (NY Post)

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