Science Has Spoken: Whose Farts Smell Worse . . . Men or Women?

Science Has Spoken: Whose Farts Smell Worse . . . Men or Women?
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Everyone passes gas.  But not every swoosh of flatulence is a NOXIOUS, PUTRID STENCH.  And THAT can unsettle everyone within the target range . . . family, friends, coworkers, and the entire cabin of an airplane.

Science finally settled the debate of whose farts smell worse:  Men or women.

A scientific experiment had 16 men and women eat gassy foods, and then they used “rectal tubes” and “gas bags” in a lab to collect the “releases.”

The gas collected in the bags was then sniffed and rated by two independent judges, on a scale where zero was “no odor” and 8 was “very offensive.”  (And you thought YOUR job was bad.)

They found that the flatulence of WOMEN had a much greater odor intensity . . . but MEN produced a larger volume of gas per toot.  Researchers say volume can make a bigger impact on noses than the concentration of rotten smell, so the differences between the sexes balanced out in real life.

In other words, it was a TIE.

(Washington Post / Archive)