Jimbo’s Stupid News – Raw “Manpower”: A Kickboxer Pulled a Car . . . Using Just His, Uh, Junk?
Raw "Manpower": A Kickboxer Pulled a Car . . . Using Just His, Uh, Junk?
Have you ever heard about someone achieving something legendary . . . and thought, “Yeah, I never want to imagine being that person”?
There’s a 50-year-old kickboxer named John Stephenson, who has become the first person in the U.K. to pull a 4,000-pound car . . . using just his junk. (To be a bit more specific, he did it using just his testicles.)
He even had fun with it . . . snacking on a bag of nuts while completing his challenge. And afterward, he joked: “When I had finished, my plums were bright purple, but I’m still firing on all cylinders.”
Naturally, you may have some questions:
1. How? That’s not 100% clear. He had a tow-rope attached to a silk scarf that was tied around his nether region. And he pulled the car more than 160 feet.
As for the specifics, John’s not revealing any trade secrets, which may be for the best.
2. Why? John is using any publicity he gets to help raise awareness for men’s mental health issues, and to encourage people to look after themselves.
He says, “Don’t be afraid to pick up the phone and ask for help if you think you need it. A lot of men don’t, and they feel like they’ve got an ego to maintain . . . [but] men who talk can heal.”
(Yeah, guys: If you feel like you’re going crazy . . . drag your truck around the driveway using only your man-bits . . . a lot of guys are going through that.) (???)
3. Who? By the way, John is just the only guy in the U.K. to do this. There’s another guy in China who does this kind of stuff. He is known as “Iron Crotch” . . . and he’s even pulled a 10,000-pound military helicopter with his junk.
