A Man Was Arrested for Surfing Naked . . . on a Train

A Man Was Arrested for Surfing Naked . . . on a Train
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A Replica Of The Historic No. 119 Steam Locomotive Rolls Across Promontory Summit On The 150th Anniversary Of The Completion Of The Transcontinental Railroad At Golden Spike National Historical Park In Promontory
A replica of the historic No. 119 steam locomotive rolls across Promontory Summit on the 150th anniversary of the completion of the Transcontinental Railroad at Golden Spike National Historical Park in Promontory, Utah, U.S. May 10, 2019. REUTERS/Terray Sylvester

Surfing can be dangerous.  Surfing on top of a speeding train is stupid.  And surfing on top of a train while NAKED is . . . stupidly dangerous, and a bit of a scene.

 

Colorado police arrested a man from Arizona named Daniel Balance last week, after he was caught “surfing” . . . NAKED . . . on top of a moving locomotive.

 

In a statement, the department said, “For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges.”  (The post also has his mugshot.)

 

“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer, and playing the Banjo . . . unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride.”

 

He wasn’t supposed to be on the train to begin with.  Police say he broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad locomotive to enter it.

(KDVR / UNILAD)

 

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