“Oh, Mylanta!” You Can Now Get Pumpkin Spice . . . Antacid
"Oh, Mylanta!" You Can Now Get Pumpkin Spice . . . Antacid
How do you feel about the EXPLOSION of pumpkin spice-everything popping up everywhere? If you were D.J. Tanner from “Full House”, you might say, “Oh, mylanta!” And . . . well . . . that’s a coincidence!
Mylanta . . . the heartburn company . . . has launched two limited-edition “Fall Harvest” liquid antacids: Pumpkin Spice and Spiced Apple Cider.
So now, if you’ve had so many PSLs . . . pumpkin spice cookies . . . pumpkin spice muffins . . . and pumpkin spice ice cream that you are feeling indigestion, you can now chase it all down with some pumpkin spice Mylanta! (???)
They’re available in 12-ounce bottles, and they supposedly “begin working on contact with a coating formula designed to quickly soothe heartburn symptoms.” (They should’ve said it was a heat-seeking pumpkin spice elixir!)
It’s just a limited-time thing, so don’t wait too long, or you’ll become a pumpkin. (Sorry.) You can find them on Amazon now, for $10 each. They may make it to “select retailers” too . . . but it won’t be a wide roll-out.
