A Man Broke Into a Woman’s Home at 6:30 A.M. . . . to Make a Margarita

A Man Broke Into a Woman's Home at 6:30 A.M. . . . to Make a Margarita

You know you have a problem when you’re whipping up a margarita at six in the morning . . . in a stranger’s home that you just broke into.

A 30-year-old man in Florida named Geoffrey Bartimus has been arrested after breaking into a woman’s home last Thursday at around 6:30 A.M.

The woman woke up to her dogs barking.  She grabbed a firearm, and walked downstairs.  That’s when she saw Geoffrey.  He was in her kitchen . . . enjoying some kind of makeshift margarita.

He apologized, and ran out . . . jumping over her back fence.  He lives down the street, but it’s unclear WHY he broke in, other than he was looking to party.

Geoffrey BROUGHT a six-pack of beer with him, and helped himself to the woman’s vodka and tequila.  He also left a CUT LIME in her kitchen.

When the police caught up with him at his home, he claimed he had been sleeping all morning . . . after eating breakfast and drinking a few beers. He denied being at his neighbor’s home.

He was charged with burglary, petty theft, and resisting an officer.

(CBS 12)