A Man Was Caught Hiding a Fake Penis for Drug Tests in a Police Cruiser

A Man Was Caught Hiding a Fake Penis for Drug Tests in a Police Cruiser
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Us Representative Engel Holds Powdered Urine And A Magazine With An Advertisement Showing The ...
US Representative Engel holds powdered urine and a magazine with an advertisement showing the "Whizzinator" on Capitol Hill. U.S. Representative Eliot Engel (D-NY) holds powdered urine and a magazine with an advertisement showing the "Whizzinator" on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., June 15, 2005. Engel will introduce legislation to stop the sale of the "Whizzinator". A "Whizzinator", according to the company's website, is a urinating device that uses a prosthetic penis and synthetic urine. REUTERS/Mannie Garcia

 

We’ve seen criminals try to hide DRUGS in a police car before, but this might be the first time someone’s tried to hide a FAKE, uh, MANHOOD.

 

A 52-year-old man in Florida named James Shepard drove in to do his court-ordered drug test earlier this week . . . but he was driving on a suspended license, which was a violation of his parole.  So he was arrested.

 

That wasn’t the only problem.  James also had a fake WIENER strapped to himself, with a bladder attached to it.  He was presumably planning to use it to fake the pee test he had to do.

 

But after he got arrested, he realized he should probably ditch that . . . so he tossed it between the seat and the door of the police cruiser.

 

When a cop opened the door, he saw it right away.  James tried to DENY that it was his . . . but the officer didn’t buy it.  So he was hit with additional charges.

 

Even better:  There’s video of this going down in the back of the police car.  And James does it AFTER muttering to himself, quote, “Why do I make poor decisions man . . . I’m stupid, man.”

(Click Orlando)

 

(There’s UNCENSORED PROFANITY in the video.)

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