Jimbo’s Stupid Criminal: A Drug Dealer Was Hit in the Head by a Flying Bag of Cocaine

Jimbo's Stupid Criminal: A Drug Dealer Was Hit in the Head by a Flying Bag of Cocaine

This is definitely “adding INJURY to insult.”

Last Friday, police in Florida closed in on a drug dealer named Bobby Johnson. (Apparently that is not a fake name.)  He was in the process of making a deal, so they basically caught him red-handed, on video.

And as the cops were storming in, Bobby got hit in the head by a flying bag of cocaine.  Apparently, the person he had sold it to was “refunding the purchase.”  Bobby did not seem hurt by the flying coke.

The customer, a man named Charlie Damon, was also arrested . . . along with another man who saw the commotion out front, and ran out the back.

He was tracked down a few houses away, and was probably the mastermind, because he was hit with more serious manufacture and trafficking charges.

Detectives recovered drugs, including 831 grams of cocaine, about $10,000 cash, and guns, including one stolen and one with the serial number removed from the scene.

(WLOS)

(Here’s UNCENSORED video.  You can see the cocaine bags being thrown at the beginning.  Bobby clearly wasn’t hurt by them though.)

(At the end, the customer Charlie asks the cops if they saw Bobby “throw that [stuff] in his car . . . and try to walk away.”  They laugh it off, and make it clear that’s NOT what they saw going down.)