Jimbo’s Stupid Criminal: A Man Stole a Bud Light Semi, and Led Police on a Chase

Stupid Criminal: A Man Stole a Bud Light Semi, and Led Police on a Chase
Bud Light And Budweiser Beer Is Shown In A Cooler At The Toluca Mart Liquor Store In Los Angeles
Bud Light and Budweiser beer is shown in a cooler at the Toluca Mart liquor store in Los Angeles, California June 16, 2008. InBev said on Sunday that its June 11 proposal to acquire Anheuser-Busch for $65 per share was made on the basis of the beer company's current assets, business and capital structure. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES)

There’s nothing subtle about stealing a Bud Light truck . . . or leading police on a high-speed chase while driving one.

A 41-year-old man in Indiana named Randall Baker stole a Bud Light semi-truck from a liquor store on Friday afternoon.

It’s unclear if he had some kind of masterplan or if he was just thirsty, but he refused to pull over when the cops chased him down.  He led them on a chase before eventually hitting a sheriff’s vehicle and crashing into a field.

No one was seriously injured.  There’s no word on how the beer is doing.

Randall’s blood alcohol level was .103, which is over the legal limit. He was charged with attempted murder, auto theft, criminal recklessness, resisting arrest, reckless operation of a tractor trailer, and DWI.

(14 News / Vanderburgh Sheriff)

 

(Here’s Randall’s mugshot.)