Jimbo’s Stupid Criminal: A Drunk Guy Drove Through a Gate at the Airport, and Tried to Board Planes

Jimbo's Stupid Criminal: A Drunk Guy Drove Through a Gate at the Airport, and Tried to Board Planes
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Driving drunk is bad . . . whether you’re just a little tipsy or you’re so hammered you think you’re in some kind of ACTION MOVIE.

A 58-year-old man in Florida named Bryan Parker drove through a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport on Wednesday, and onto the airfield.  He then attempted to board multiple airplanes.

One had passengers aboard, but the door was locked.  He was able to get into another plane, which was empty, before the police caught up with him.

The sheriff’s office says Bryan was “highly intoxicated” . . . and his blue Ford Mustang was badly damaged after plowing through the airport gate.  And when he drove onto the taxiway, he nearly struck a plane.

Bryan is facing multiple local charges, and the FBI is also investigating. In bodycam footage, he told officials, quote, “I went to an AA meeting . . . [then] the next thing I know, I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot.”

(WESH)

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